SnarestoneIron 12:12 Fri Aug 14
Fucking cats
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If we're going to have a thread about dogs on leads, it should be balanced up with a thread on cats being allowed to go where they like.
Why are they allowed to shit in my garden and I can't do anything about it? The hours of working from home that has been wasted whilst I've sat at an upstairs window with a supersoaker scaring off cats is unreal!
I am so tempted to poison the little fuckers!
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Ronald_antly
4:24 Sun Aug 16
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When the aliens finally make themselves known, the cats of the World will introduce themselves as the dominant race on this planet.
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normannomates
2:52 Sun Aug 16
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The devils work are cats...
Loads round my way..lording it.
One of the cunts takes great pleasure in having a kip on the roof of my motor.
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The Stoat
2:15 Sun Aug 16
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I bet most cat haters piss in doorways on the way home from the pub
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zico
1:49 Sun Aug 16
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Can't stand the things. My pea beach driveway is a bleeding big cat litter tray for some little bugger around here. Yep they bury it and half the time you can see the mound of pebbles with the revolting smelling turd right under it which is then time for me to gran the trowel from my garage and delightfully remove the mess and a pound of pea beach into a Sainsbury's carrier bag!! Wonderful !!
Have tried one of those sonic things and it worked quite well for a while but one little bugger has clearly got used to it. Why can these things not shit in their own garden?1 If I went and crapped on their owners driveway I am sure they wouldn't appreciate it!!
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Billy Blagg
12:32 Sun Aug 16
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They cover it over - leave 'em alone
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motley crue
10:33 Sat Aug 15
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Jack Byrnes, Meet the Parents:
You see Greg, when you yell at a dog, his tail will go between his legs & cover his genitals, his ears wil go down.
A dog is very easy to break but cats make you work for their affection. They don't sell out the way dogs do.
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sanfrancis-co-uk
10:23 Sat Aug 15
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You have one.How fucking noble of you,is it a toy for your kids?
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Rise Park family
10:16 Sat Aug 15
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Do one...just my opinion, you have yours
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sanfrancis-co-uk
10:11 Sat Aug 15
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Cats are way above your intelligence.
Hthyfc.
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Rise Park family
9:51 Sat Aug 15
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I hate cats. We have one because my wife and little girls love it......I feed it, it hates me and it is reciprocated. 14 years old now (my girls are only 9)...the whiskered cunt is going to out live me.
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Scraper
11:48 Fri Aug 14
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Ilford Hammer 11:44 Fri Aug 14
Game Set Match
End of Thread
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Scraper
11:47 Fri Aug 14
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Probably worst stinking shit of all animals to be frank
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MrCrowmanSir
11:44 Fri Aug 14
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Cat shit fucking stinks, much worse than dogs shit.
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Ilford Hammer
11:44 Fri Aug 14
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Cats win
http://www.independent.co.uk/environment/nature/cats-vs-dogs-scientists-confirm-that-felines-are-better-from-an-evolutionary-perspective-10454590.html
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Scraper
11:40 Fri Aug 14
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Cats hide their shit alright.
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neilalex
11:15 Fri Aug 14
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The same can also be said of cat breeds. All descended from wild little fuckers, much as dogs were bred from wolves etc. Just that the cat retains more of its innate nature, and is less able to be completely tamed. Hence, like for like, a far superior predator, hunter and survivor.
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Northern Sold
11:12 Fri Aug 14
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Cats dont bury fuck all... they scratch their litter trays and thats about it... my hound legs it in teh farmers wheat field and shits in there (he's a shy shitter)... oh enjoy your cornflakes you chumps
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Northern Sold
11:11 Fri Aug 14
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neilalex 11:04 Fri Aug 14
You dont say??!!
I suppose you realise that all dog breeds are men's creation dont you?? There are not wild Labradors living in the wilds of the Yukon??
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stoneman
11:08 Fri Aug 14
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My cat has just returned after going missing for 10 days, I was convinced that some fucker that didn't like cats had poisoned him.
Dogs shit everywhere, at least cats bury it.
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neilalex
11:06 Fri Aug 14
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Elephants are the dog here, and cobras the cat. If Defjam didn't feed his elephant hot cross buns it would die. the cobra, by way of contrast, would be fine.
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